In late breaking local news, Tony Nunziato, the JPCA candidate for NYS Assembly District 30 has announced that he has been able to get the endorsement of Bob the Rat.
An anonymous source from within the Nunzito’s campaign states, “Tony has been working very hard to get this endorsement, or for that matter, any endorsement. Bob the Rat knows the sewer systems of Maspeth, and especially the sewer around Tony’s business. Bob the Rat has stated that he knows Tony’s shit like no one else, and Tony is absolutely qualified to talk about shit.”
We are excepting a joint news conference later this afternoon from the Nunziato campaign office.
Photo from Queens Crap
4 comments:
Holden: "I was MY endorsement, Mine, Mine, Mine ... Damn it Numnuts, you are ruining my campaign"
I have a question:
Why hasn't Tony Nunziato received any endorsement from Maspeth Town Hall and/or its current President? Since he was the President, and supposedly was so loved by MTH, then why was he voted out as President??
I am not suprised that Tony could only get an endorsement from a rat, since Tony is lower then a slug. He is hated by the UNICO people, Maspeth Town Hall, Maspeth Chamber of Commerce, etc.
I wants to run for office so that he can go after all the people that have laugh at him, and to put our tax dollars into the hands of the JPCA and Holden.
We can be thankful that Tony will lose and lose big. Maybe he can go play with the rats in the sewer and just disppear.
James - right on!!
Tony "Tulips" Nunziato isn't qualified to run a hotdog stand never mind run for State Assembly.
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