I want to continue with the traditions of Queens Crap by have some fun on Friday …
So go ahead have some fun. Caption It.
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MTA's new $$$ummer Of Hell1 day ago
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Tony: "Bob loves me, he loves me not...he loves me, he loves me not ..."
Bob: "Shut up stupid, and go clean out my illegal basement"
Tony: "Oh, OK boss"
Christina: "Why did Dennis turn me down, yet he went with granny?"
Tony: "Because even granny doesn't smell as bad as you do ...."
Holden: "Tony, who said you could answer a questions that I didn't approve!"
Tony: "Oh, Sorry boss, I forgot"
Holden: "Christina, damn you smell bad, your killing the flowers"
Reflushed, I just put this over on QC, but I know it won't last, so I am putting it here .. hope you post it and keep it.
Christina: "Damn Pinky is so hot"
Holden: "Damn you smell bad, I wish you would go over to Queens Crap Reflushed.
Christina: "I have to go over to Arbys and eat something, I think I lose 1 oz, and I don't want to ruin my girlish figure"
Pinky: "Christina, I rather go out with old fat grannys than you...stop call me"
Since you asked so nicely, I will comply ...
Enjoy all!!
Tony: "how come everybody hates you Bob?"
Holden: "They don't hate me, they hate you. You are off the Maspeth-Middle Village Task Force".
Tony: "Me?! But I am the only one on the Task Force ... you said ..."
Holden: "Tony, Stop your crying. I'll let Christina run it"
Tony: "But she smells bad"
Holden: "No she don't - and pass me the air fresher".
Tony: "Oh, Ok Boss".
Christina: "But why doesn't Pinky want my sexy body"
Holden: "Oh boy ... here we go again..."
Christina = sexy body NOT.
I think I would rather have granny over Christina.
Tony: "Bob, Why does everybody hate me?"
Holden: "What? You? Listen to me you idiot, I am The One, do you understand, ME, ME, ME"
Tony: "But Bob, you just said that they hate me and ...
Holden: "Thats it, You are off CB 5"
Tony: "Bob, Dennis already took me off CB 5"
Holden: "ME, ME, ME!! It was my idea you moron, nothing can happen in MV without me...now shut up."
Tony: "Oh, OK Boss"
Christina: "I just know that Pinky is still in love with me, Bob make Pinky love me"
Holden: "oh Brother ..."
Tony: "I wonder if NY State know about all those flowers I sold, and never charged sales tax on?"
Holden: "Hey you still owe me my cut, were is it?"
Tony: "But, you don't even work at my flower shop"
Holden: "Who's shop is it?"
Tony: "It is your shop Boss"
Holden: "Good Boy, now go take Kampermann for his walk"
Tony: "Oh, ok, Boss .. can I throw a stick and make him fetch like you do?"
Christina: "I want my Pinky"
QC Reflushed ... you are too much, please keep up the good work you are doing, and show the people of Middle Village & Maspeth what a bunch of BS artists, Bob, Christina, Tony and the JPCA as a whole are.
Tony: "Bob, I think I am going to loss to Markey"
Bob: "If we lose, then how am I going to get the money I need for my basement?"
Tony: "Well you could run for office, MV & Maspeth love you"
Bob: "You have been smelling the flowers too long"
Christina: "I want ...."
Bob: "Shut up you fat cow, Pinky hates you, and I hate you too"
Tony: "But I like Christina"
Bob: "Idiot, what did you say"
Tony: "I think Christina is a fat smelly cow too.
Bob: "Good Boy, now go wax my car"
Tony: "Oh, OK BOSS"
This is the funnist picture of Tony EVER!!
IFMAO
(sniffle, sniffle) "I'm sorry Bob. I'm getting shellacked in the polls versus Markey. It's true what everyone says. I'm a complete fraud and a tax cheating loser. Please accept my daisies and I won't leave saliva on your zipper this time"
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